My broken defrosters turned into a broken heater core. Apparently the windshield was covered with antifreeze. No wonder we couldn't see. 1000.00 later, the jeep is road ready again. Shannon decided to brilliantly tweet what a bitch her mother is......so not cool. I guess she thinks a good mom would bake her cookies for flunking religion. Of course this bitch is not only a bitch but she is a smart, sneaky bitch and found out. I am now the proud new owner of an I phone. I thought about putting a bullet in it like the dad on UTube but I don't own a gun. She has brought her gade up to a C....but the twitter problem has kept her out of my good graces. We are going prom dress shopping soon so I am sure she will be killing me with kindness. I am the bank.

We haven't seen Kelsey much lately. It is now high school soccer season, combined with her social life and the fact that she can drive, Kelsey sightings have been scarce. Shannon told me that she was in a friends car behind her on the highway once and she almost hit every car on the highway. Her guardian angel must be exhausted.

Dave and I went to the mayors charity ball on Saturday. In typical quirky Dave fashion he didn't give me much notice. He never received actual tickets to attend so he wasn't sure the chairman received all his information. He has issues with trusting people will follow through. Remember this is the man who refuses to go through a drive thru......he doesn't trust the speaker. He likes to see the fast food employee touch the buttons.

My roots are a little dark and I had nothing to wear. I hate wearing panty hose and my legs are really white. Maggie had a game at 2:00. We dropped her off at 1:30, we went to Walgreens so I could get stuff to do my nails and I picked up a pair of panty hose. I haven't worn panty hose in years. My legs are usually tan. I bought size Q.......holy crap. Queen, when did that happen? Shannon was with us so she weaseled some beauty products as well as candy out of us. $60 later,we headed back to the game. I gave myself a quick manicure during the game.

When we got home I had about an hour to turn into Cinderella. My red roots were bothering this blonde momma but there was no time to foil my hair during a soccer game. I have a red dress that luckily fits this "Queen.". I was standing in front of the mirror putting me earrings on when the village idiot came up behind me and fixed my bra strap that was peeking out the side of my dress. The way the dress is made has thick gathers in the bust line of the dress. I told Dave, I don't really have a bra that doesn't show a little. I may not wear one. Dave looked at me and said "punkin do you really think you still have the firmness to get away with that?"

He still has a heel mark from my shoe in his forehead.